Exes Assault!!
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, Linux, and Android
¡Sigue bajando para la descripción en español!
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Jorge is kind of a dick, but now he's forced by circumstances to act like a responsible adult. So he finds a good job in a multinational company, of which he's really happy about... until he finds out that he will have to work with four of his exes!
In this romantic comedy in an office setting, you'll help Jorge interact with his exes on a daily basis, while trying to clean his karma and make up for all the crap he used to do to them.
- Features:
* 275k words.
* Many cutscene illustrations.
* Business trips, dates, and a waterpark special event!
* Chat with the potential boyfriends and get closer to them!
* Receive pin-up pictures during phone chats!
* Two interactive foreplay scenes!
* English only.
- In further updates, we are planning on:
* A polyamory route with Jacob and Gabriel.
* Full translation into Spanish and Catalan.
WARNING: The game has a +18 and a +15 versions. At the start of the game, you'll get the option of choosing between them. So if you prefer a safe-for-work version or want to share a gameplay of the game, we've got you covered!
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¡¡LOS EXES ATACAN!!
Jorge siempre ha sido un cabeza loca, pero se ve obligado por las circunstancias a portarse como un adulto responsable. Así que encuentra un trabajo en una multinational, lo que parece un sueño hecho realidad... ¡hasta que se encuentra con que va a tener que trabajar con cuatro de sus ex novios!
En esta comedia romántica de oficina, tendrás que ayudar a Jorge a interactuar con sus exes todos los días, mientras intenta limpiar su karma y resarcirles por todo lo que les hizo en el pasado.
AVISO: El juego tiene una versión +18 y una versión +15. Al empezar el juego aparece la opción de escoger entre ambas. Así que si prefieres una versión censurada o quieres grabar un gameplay del juego, ¡hemos pensado en ti!
**** DE MOMENTO SOLO LA PARTE COMÚN DEL JUEGO, HASTA LA ELECCIÓN DE RUTA, ESTÁ DISPONIBLE EN ESPAÑOL, UNAS SESENTA MIL PALABRAS****
Purchase
In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $19.99 USD. Your purchase comes with a Steam key. You will get access to the following files:
Download demo
Development log
- Patch update2 days ago
- Halloween's extra story!11 days ago
- Patch update27 days ago
- Full Game is Out!37 days ago
- Kevin's route update!62 days ago
- Kevin's route has been updated!95 days ago
- Game updateJul 08, 2025
- Small issue fixedMar 09, 2025
Comments
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Very enjoyable game. The English version should be run by a fluent English speaker. There is still the occasional misuse of a word like 'inversion' when the word 'investment' is what's needed.
Duly noted, thank you! I have a C2 level in English, but that's still far from being native level.
C2 is still pretty high! That's not far; don't beat yourself up, though.
I purchased the Steam version, but I didn't see any updates on the page. Is there any update for the Steam version of the game?
Yes? The update should appear in your library, unless it has updated automatically.
Hello! I was planning on purchasing the game on Steam, but I was wondering if it would come with the Android version. I'm not familiar with purchasing on this site or with PayPal, so that's my question. Have a nice day! ^^
No, the Android version will be available only on itchio. As far as I know, you can't publish mobile games on Steam (but I could be wrong, of course).
¡Hola! He visto que solo tenéis disponible la parte común del juego en español, y me preguntaba si teníais previsto expandir la traducción en un futuro para incluir también las rutas.
Sí, sí, por supuesto! El problema es que la traducción también la hago yo, y el juego tiene 275.000 palabras XDD Estoy en ello, empezando por la ruta de Jacob, pero no te puedo decir una fecha exacta.
Will there be a Walkthrough for the Full Game?
There's already a walkthrough on Steam; I'll update it with Kevin's route as soon as I can find the time for it ;)
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3278788475
Will the full game release include some new steam achievements to collect for kevin and whatever else is updated? Looking forward to seeing what's new ^^
Of course! There are 8 steam achis for each love interest :)
pleasee add more front scenes from gabriel, it always shows his back :( i wanna see more in front when theyre having s*x
XDDD Duly noted!
When can the Chinese translation be launched?
Sorry, but there isn't any Chinese translation planned for this game.
We are a very small team, so adding translations besides Spanish (my native language) is completely out of our budget: the full game will be around 265k words.
hii, thank you for a great game＠＾▽＾＠ I would like to ask you a question about fetishes..There's "spanking" on the list, but I haven't seen it in the scenes, but is it there at all?ˁ˙˟˙ˀ
It appears on Gabriel's and on Kevin's route!
I'm sorry, I didn't understand...and how do I do it to see it?（￣s￣；
Kevin's has not been released yet, but the scene with Gabriel is in the St. Andrews' Cross scene.
Thank you for your reply! I'll be waiting for Kevin to come out (o^^)o
so just a question not to be rude but how long till the game is completed
Until I can find the time to finish it, I'm sorry T_T Summer is coming, so I'll be back to working full time on the game very soon.
oh I don't mind I just figured id ask
Hey! I'm putting together a co-op bundle for mlm themed projects and would love to extend and invite to you! The sale will being at the beginning of August ^u^
The form for that is here: https://forms.gle/imReKzqiDo9qrtqg7
Thanks and you'll consider joining us :D
Aaaw, I'd love to, but itchio is keeping my part of the bundles' revenue, and so far Support is not replying 😭 There are a few interesting bundles this summer, but I think I will refrain until itchio fixes this issue.
oh what!! Thats terrible and I'm so sorry to hear that!!
When will the Android version be updated?
i bought the game on steam, is there a way for it to be reflected on itch?
Hmm... Nope. But you can send me an email with a proof of purchase (a screenshot of your steam library with the game on it, for example), and I will send you an itch.io key.
My email is ertal77@hotmail.com
Sent you an email! ;)
saw and linked
Hello! I will buy the game in the next days, but I just wanna know (because I'm dumb as a rock when it comes to the mechanics and everything of the games) if there is a guide so we can follow for the routes? I saw that there is a guide in steam for two of the characters, but is was updated for the three of them available?
Thank you for your hard work!
Hi, thank you for your kind words! The guide on Steam has all three available routes, yes.
i want Ivaan to bottom so bad.. , may it had chance in DLC?
>.< he doesn't like to bottom, sorry!
Will there be any new content added to the completed route, such as Ivaan, in the future?(New plot or new daily routine)
The completed routes (Gabriel, Jacob, and Ivaan) will be updated with the missing phone chats and some lunch convos with other than the love interest, which is what needs to be completed as of today.
Apart from that, there's a DLC in the works with new scenes with all four love interests.
can I activate the steam key in CN region?
I'm not sure about redeeming +18 games in China... Are they allowed or would you need to use a VPN?
Y como hago para ponerlo en su títulos español desde Android?
Perdona, te lo miro en cuanto pueda (la versión de Android es la que está menos testada :( Pero yo juraría que tiene la opción de cambiar de idioma en el menú principal.
I just bought it because in the description it was in Spanish with subtitles, but it doesn't appear
De momento solo la demo extendida está en español, el resto todavía no está traducido (el juego está en Early Access, no está terminado). Dame unos días y añado de nuevo la parte traducida en la versión de Android también, para que al menos puedas jugar un par de horas y decidir si vale la pena esperar a que esté el resto ;)
Hello, I've just finished Jacob's route and words can't describe how I just want to force Jorge and Jacob to make out and kiss. Jacob is too perfectionist and standoffish while Jorge is childish and too combative. Both of them have short fuses and here's hoping they mellow out in their relationship eheh...
I want to ask about how there's no music on the fourth page of Music Gallery. Is it still being worked on? There are also two different titles that play the same music I think
And what's up with stress points if we can't really do anything about it at any time?
I hadn't noticed any error on the music gallery! Thank you for telling me, I'll check it out. As for stress points... Well, Jorge gets stressed when he doesn't have fun in a while *wink*
This game seems so fun to play! I have a question though, is MC a top or bottom, or does it vary depending on the route?
Ivaan only tops, Gabriel prefers to top, but might bottom occasionally, Kevin is a bottom, and Jacob is a switch (with a small preference for topping). I hope there's enough variety! ;)
Oho~ that is good to know! Excited to play this one ;)
I think this game has so much potential.
(SPOILERS FOR PEOPLE WHO HADN'T PLAYED OR WATCHED ANY PLAYTHROUGHS)
I think its one of those VN that really stood out more than the rest. Because not only do the given characters develop, but so does the main character.
I truly feel like the game made me feel invested in the story despite its lack of CG
(well... its in early access, what did I expect).But I fear about one thing that might ruin this game, keep in mind, it may be just my opinion, I will still like this game regardless, so don't take this with a grain of salt, but I feel like having a poly route between Jacob and Gabriel might ruin the game. Because:
(*cough*-the locker room scene-*cough*). I feel like having a poly route with Jacob will actually ruin some highlights on what makes his character shine. Jacob's route is wild, and it not only focuses on his jealousy towards Jorge, but also the development of Jorge himself, and the moment where Jorge confesses that he didn't feel like he apologized to Jacob enough was one of the most emotional moments in the game.Yeah, you could really tell by how good he was hiding it.) and realized he really needs a relationship, and it's with Jorge, which I think is the only emotional moment I could get out of his route.Also, despite Ivaan hating alcohol. He is seen holding a glass of champagne in his good ending. Maybe he's drinking chrysanthemum tea, ginger ale, I don't know?This is not what I think the game will be, but more so on what I'm afraid if the game took into a more fanservice route. So whatever happens to the game, I'm not going to hate it, it still has it's strong points.
Other than that, I have high hopes for Kevin's route based on the lunch time and hang outs, and some interactions from Jacob's route. So keep it going~
Than you for your insight! To be honest, the poly route is just a little extra, that will add fan service, as you well said, but will add very little to the general storyline. It was a Kickstarter extra, and I think some people will enjoy a handful of extra sex scenes. So you can skip that option completely when it's released if that's not up your alley.
And what do you need the game doesn't have CGs?? There are many of them! You even have a CG gallery where you can see the ones you've unlocked.
Could it be that you mean animations? If that's the case, I'm sorry, but no, the final game won't have animations.
Do you have any dev updates about Kevins route? and the potential polyam route.
The early access description says before the end of Summer - and we're about to enter Winter ^^
I'm sorry. That was the plan—finishing the game before the end of the summer—but I've been very busy lately and have little energy or motivation left. I'll do my best to finish it as soon as possible.
That's okay, burnouts tend to happen. Just thought I'd ask since you haven't posted.
Hi, I am wondering. Is the full game out? My game stops when Jorge is wondering which one of the four guys he should date at his desk
The game is still in early access, with some dialogues/minor scenes missing, but three of the routes are already there, so you should be able to play Gabriel, Jacob and Ivaan's routes already.
Are you getting a dead end where you don't have enough points with any love interest, perhaps?
I am not sure. I do not keep count
But it should say so in the message you get, telling you you haven't got close enough to any guy.
So whose routes are already completed?
Jacob, Ivaan and Gabriel.
Copy and pasted from the SFW version page:
Already left a Steam review, so just came here to say I really enjoyed all the (current) routes and in particular Gabriel is pure perfection. Really looking forward for when the polyamory route is added, it's something not often considered in the first place after all.
Also, are there plans to add an After Stories DLC for this title (paid or otherwise?)
Ah, I replied on the SFW page!
Yes, there's a DLC planned.
No esta en español, no? es que me descargué la demo y lo compré hoy pero no me sale para a pponerlo en español :(
Todavía no, lo siento: hasta que todo el texto de las cuatro rutas esté acabado, no puedo añadir la traducción al español. Pero estará antes de fin de año.
Oki gracias, pense que era idiota y que no lo encontraba, de igual forma espero con ansias, fue un gusto conocerte en un festival y desde entonces trato de comprarme juegos tuyos, me gustan mucho en serio
<3 Muchísimas gracias!
When i text the same message pops up for all of the guys every night is this supposed to happen
Yes, there are a few missing scenes at the moment. Remember the game is still on early access.
Can not open the game after the update. Here is the traceback.
I'm sorry, but an uncaught exception occurred.
While running game code:
Exception: Could not load file E:\Itch games\exes-assault\ExesAssault-1.0-pc/renpy/common/00db.rpyc.
-- Full Traceback ------------------------------------------------------------
Full traceback:
File "E:\Itch games\exes-assault\ExesAssault-1.0-pc\renpy\bootstrap.py", line 316, in bootstrap
renpy.main.main()
File "E:\Itch games\exes-assault\ExesAssault-1.0-pc\renpy\main.py", line 422, in main
renpy.game.script.load_script() # sets renpy.game.script.
File "E:\Itch games\exes-assault\ExesAssault-1.0-pc\renpy\script.py", line 275, in load_script
self.load_appropriate_file(".rpyc", ".rpy", dir, fn, initcode)
File "E:\Itch games\exes-assault\ExesAssault-1.0-pc\renpy\script.py", line 771, in load_appropriate_file
raise Exception("Could not load file %s." % lastfn)
Exception: Could not load file E:\Itch games\exes-assault\ExesAssault-1.0-pc/renpy/common/00db.rpyc.
Windows-8-6.2.9200
Ren'Py 7.3.5.606
Sat Sep 14 13:12:55 2024
Are you downloading the game through the itchio app? Sometimes it prompts errors.
Yes, through the itch app, maybe I can try download it from web.
Please do: I don't know why, but games downloaded through the app tend to crash.
How do you get the "Crucified" achievement
It's on Gabriel's route
I have encountered some situations:
1. I have bought the wrong version (SFW) but I have activated the Steam Key.
2. The game on Steam does not support MAC.
So what should I do... Is there any solution to replace the SFW version with the NSFW version?
Ooops! I can email you with a key for the NSFW itchio version. Your email is the only personal data itchio shares with the game owners.
WELLLLL REceived！！！ much appreciation！！！
Can I add a credit card as a payment method?
You can either pay with your card through paypal, or buy the game on Steam.
I am having an issue on Android during the Jacob route.
While running game code:
File "game/jacobroute.rpy", line 3628, in <module>
NameError: name 'jacobhatesex' is not defined
Thank you for reporting it, I'll try to push an update today.
I'm loving the Ivaan route so far!
Also, I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Will there be bottom scenes for Ivaan in future updates? Wish for more variety of h-scenes from these two childhood sweethearts!!!
I don't think it's possible for Ivaan to bottom? After all, Jorge feeds him a red bean enchilada during their weekend excursion, soooo... 😏
How to unlock polyamory route
Please, wait until it's added to the game!
Once it's implemented, you will need to have ten affection points with both Gabriel and Jacob by the time you must choose a route ;)
i saw in the features it says the poly route. is the 10 points each requirement still how to get it?
Yes, a minimum of ten points with Gabriel and ten points with Jacob.
I think for the phone conversations, color needs to be adjusted. Hard to see for people who are colour blind. Can't read half of the time
I noticed it was less legible on Android, so I'll change the colors to increase the contrast, yes.
EDIT: Done!
Great. thank you. Now I can finally read the conversations :)
Is the Android version updated?
Nope, I haven't had the time yet!
Will the Gabriel route come with new steam achievements? 🙏
I've reviewed it on steam too and rec'd through my curator page, hoping it helps the algorithm.
Thank you so much! And yes, new achis have been added!
i cant get past gabriels "minigame", im not sure if its just my computer or a problem on the games side.
Works fine on my end, so can you tell me exactly what's wrong when you reach that scene?
it just doesn't react to any clicks. I've tried clicking almost everywhere with both instruments , but nothing happens, no dialogue or confirmation or anything. the rest of the game works just fine for me, its just the minigame.
*SPOILER WARNING*
Click on both his nipples with each object. A small dialogue will appear in each option. Once you have passed these four pieces of dialogue, the regular arrow click will appear again and the game will proceed to the sex scene.
I've passed through this scene at least a hundred times while betatesting, so unless you've touched something in the code, it must work.
i figured it out yesterday, i didn't have the moue in the right place, so bosses route is now complete ^o^. i also must assure you, i am not smart enough to change code, let alone write it. thank you very much for your help.
XDD I'm glad you were able to finish the route!